The Goodies on: Politics
To have all your money taken away?
Your arms and kegs chopped off?
To live in a comunist/fascist* society?
* Delete where applicable
Nottingham Forest to win the cup?
VOTE BILL ODDIE
(Little People's Revolutionary Party)
and you can get...
A body like this
A pension at 40
Free
milk
The chance to do men's work
Green shield stamps
Somebody like this
A pension at 30
Free
beer
The chance to do
no
work
Lucky